Merry Christmas, Dunderheads

I have been collecting nutcrackers for several years now. I have quite an assortment, but what was missing from my collection? Any type of HARRY POTTER nutcrackers. Turns out, most people probably are missing HP NCs. Perhaps when the books or movies first came out there was more Christmas tie-in merch, but now, not so much.

I found an Etsy seller who had made a Harry Potter nutcracker, but what I was of course longing for was a Snape. I sent an inquiry to see if the seller would make a special order, but I never got a reply. So, I took matters into my own, non-crafty, inept hands.